Best things D-F

D is for Danny DeVito at Dorignac's.

At dawn, I do declare that I did arise to drive to Dorignac's and drop Danny DeVito a line. He was drinking limoncello. All right, fuck this alliteration thing I said I was gonna do. Michael and Martin caused a ruckus, and this old man yelled at us and said he was gonna get security. So we were all, "Fuck you, old timer, you don't fucking own this place." Turns out he was Dorignac. Eh... so we're all banned from Dorignac's forever.

---2 Years Separate the Writing of "D" and the writing of "E"---


E is for Eurythmics.

The Eurythmics are the best because you can't help but love the shit out of "Sweet Dreams" even though you're super creeped out by Annie Lennox because when you were a young child her ambiguous gender had a subconscious psychological impact on you, causing you to question your sexual identity long before you knew the definitions of "sexual" or "identity."

Fable III

I had something written up about the Fibonacci sequence, and I was trying really hard to make it interesting, but I don't know anything about math really. Then I was gonna write about Fawlty Towers but realized I don't even like that show that much.  But I do generally like John Cleese.  And what's Cleese's  most iconic role other than Basil Fawlty?  That's right, Jasper the butler from Fable III for Xbox 360! Which is coincidentally the only video game I've played beginning to end in close to ten years.  I'm a recovering game-aholic who's abstained since admitting to that, and I'm just now working responsible gaming back into my shattered life.  Fable III was huge spiritual stepping stone, and I took that step.  Congratulate me.